Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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