4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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