That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.