D3 body, D1 cock
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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