i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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