I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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