Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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