no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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