Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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