Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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