Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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