i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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