Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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