At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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