This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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