ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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