the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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