Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So drunk its hurt
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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