To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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