found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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