everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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