i jhust puked up my retainher.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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