Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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