i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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