we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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