are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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be right there i have to get my cape
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
how drunk are you?
Several
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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