I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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