"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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