you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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