One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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