i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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