Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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