Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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