Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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