honey bunches of taint.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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