Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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