trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I smell like Dick and happiness
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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