please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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