i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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