i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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