dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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