at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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