Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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