My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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