it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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