so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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