he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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