ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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