He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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