Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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