i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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