sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize