I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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