But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just wanna soil my oats bro
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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