Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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